<?php
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if (!defined('ABSPATH')) {
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exit;
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}
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/**
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* Outputs a random link to Legacy Tattoo Removal
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* @return string
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*/
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if (!function_exists('jvbRandomFooterText')) {
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function jvbRandomFooterText():string
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{
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$aOpen = '<a href="https://legacytattooremoval.ca" title="Learn more about Legacy Tattoo Removal">';
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$options = array(
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[
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'text' => 'Built with ♡ by '.$aOpen.'your friendly neighbourhood laser nerds</a>.',
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'weight' => 25
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],
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[
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'text' => 'Built with ♡ by your friends at '.$aOpen.'Legacy Tattoo Removal</a>.',
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'weight' => 15
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],
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[
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'text' => 'Your friendly '.$aOpen.'Edmonton tattoo removal</a> crew.',
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'weight' => 15
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],
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[
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'text' => $aOpen.'tattoo removal with ♡</a>',
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'weight' => 15
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],
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[
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'text' => 'From '.$aOpen.'cover ups to fresh starts</a> - we\'re the laser nerds with ♡.',
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'weight' => 10
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],
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[
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'text' => $aOpen.'See the difference at Legacy Tattoo Removal</a>',
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'weight' => 10
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],
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[
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'text' => 'Make space for your next tattoo at '.$aOpen.'Legacy Tattoo Removal</a>.',
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'weight' => 10
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],
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[
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'text' => $aOpen.'We\'re your artist\'s secret weapon</a>.',
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'weight' => 15
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]
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);
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$totalWeight = 0;
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foreach ($options as $option) {
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$totalWeight += (int)$option['weight'];
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}
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$randomNumber = mt_rand(1, $totalWeight);
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$weightSum = 0;
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foreach ($options as $option) {
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$weightSum += (int)$option['weight'];
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if ($randomNumber <= $weightSum) {
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return '<p>'.$option['text'].'</p>';
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}
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}
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return '<p>'.$options[0]['text'].'</p>';
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}
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}
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